inickel:

if r kelly was abusing lil white girls he would’ve been in jail over 2 decades ago

inickel:

We tried to tell yall Drake is a pedophile when we found out he was texting lil Millie Bobby Brown and bought out that restaurant for the newly 18 year old girl, but yall like his (wack) music so much yall didn’t wanna hear it.

giaomega:

womanbecomescow:

me watching a man spit on the ground

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me watching my man spit on my pussy

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tarynel:

buttcheekpalmkang:

buttcheekpalmkang:

buttcheekpalmkang:

You know why your grandma had that plastic on her furniture?

You know why?

Cause ya grandma was a squirter.

I want you to log the fuck off

maplebungus:

maplebungus:

maplebungus:

avvocarlo:

lizardsister:

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heh…. kinda looks like…. heheh…… you know ;) 

decapitated head with a smoking neck hole

pow! shit his head clean off!!

Shit

Shot

godiva-duchess:

rorygilmorestudy:

once you stop fantasizing about that ideal version of yourself and start working towards becoming that person by setting your alarm clock earlier and actually going to the gym and actually volunteering at places and actually eating healthier and not procrastinating and working just a little bit harder you’ll realize that it was so easy all along. becoming your ideal self will only ever exist in your mind until you make the decision to work towards becoming that person. get up!! get going!! it’s now or never!! there is no light at the end of the tunnel!! get that flashlight and pave your own path bitch bc no one else is going to do it for u!!

Damn. This came on time.

I’m having a bit of life crisis. My life isn’t bad, but I just want better yet my bad habits have not changed. I have a trip planned to the Dominican Republic this month and I’m hoping that it inspires me. It’s my first international trip and I’m going solo. Traveling more has been on my list.

yasmanistripling:

Would you be ok with ur icon protecting you in a fight?

acciofrasers:

To All The Books I’ve Bought Before And Still Haven’t Read

falloutwv:

falloutwv:

please may i have some coochie

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antifamutantdown:

baker-p-i:

pseudo-seraphim:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

“I WON, I HAVE YOUR DADDY WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER.”

pissvortex:

The tea is,

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You were cancelled from the start.